What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Too many thank-you notes.

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A Waterloo

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.