What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.