One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
I reddit.
His shirts get all winkly.
Me. Ow.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
A fur-nace
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Prepear for the end.
Putin end to my life.
A lost Clause
