One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Coffee Mug
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
I aint no Valhalla back girl."
Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
Racism has many faces...
It depends on where I draw the line.
Because curiousity was on the other side
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Baked ham.
This is the end of me !
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
An acrocat !
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
