Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Maulbec

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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You gotta be chitin me!

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It's only SPF

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.