Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
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A: It was all-oink-lusive.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
