What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"