What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.