What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.