How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)