What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents