What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.