What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...