What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.