What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

removed

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".