Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it