Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Which Friends character are you?

quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.