Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"