Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Goodnight Jokes More Goodnight Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.