Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Goodnight Jokes More Goodnight Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Friends character are you?

quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !