What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.