What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.