What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.