What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Coo.

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It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.