What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days