What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days