What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....