What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days