What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!