What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....