What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....