How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.