How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".