How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.