How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

A: Because Bs like flowers.