Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*