Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.