Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.