Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.