Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.