Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.