What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.