Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...