How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.