How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.