What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.