What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.