What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni