What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.