Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.