Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.