Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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they smack my bishop

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Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!