Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.