Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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Follow the litre.

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Dough nuts!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.