Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.