Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.