Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!