Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)