Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.