What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

British Jokes More British Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks