What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.