What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears