What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.