What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.