How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.