How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious