How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit