How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.