Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Because love means nothing to them.

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A one trip pony :D

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He's got more money than cents

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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He thought they were a delivery service

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.