Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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The lanlord!

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.