Paper Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.