What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs