What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.