What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers