What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.