Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester