Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.