Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime