Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !