How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb