Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!