Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!