Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!