Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What is another word for Pokmon?

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !