Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian??

Jah-Bless!

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes