Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest