Pokmon Jokes

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.