The Catcher in the Rye.
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They were both catchers for the Padres.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
A: Behind the plate.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
By the Pound!
by the pound.
There was a run on sentences.
Rage Upon the Latrine
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Because you already read it.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
Its going to be all rye.
On rye on rye on rye.
Chewsday
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
He was caught counting carbs.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
