Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.