Catcher Jokes

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.