How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry