How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!