How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*