How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.