Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.