What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.