What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"