What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.