What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!