Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.