Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Now you're just Stallin.
Broke.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
Because they're easier to spot
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
