A baby with burst armbands.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
One of them doesn't.
Pulp Fiction
