What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black