Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Your girlfriend.
On their fingers
I wuv you watts and watts!
A Philistine with two mommies ...
The Cayman Islands
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
6 foot of snot
I gotta run.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
By trying to jump rope.
The asphalt.
He had to start from scratch.
