Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.