Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Her mommy was in a jam.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
PIC on someone your own size!
Justice Fingers!
Finger it really well.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
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Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The Apey-cees!
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Daddy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
