Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Squish it in your hand.

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They're repulsive!

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.