Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
By long distance.
On the front page of reddit.
Well they deleted
Calculust
A jet propelled elephant !
A greydient
Half Calf
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
By firing squad.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)
Sick.
Loinback.
