Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Earth wind and fire
Because he kept calling "One Love"
He tried fighting fire with fire.
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
CGI Friday's.
He pulled his hamstring!
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
