Flick Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.