Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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By trying to jump rope.
Slothages.
AU GUYS!!!
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Wrong, What are coworkers"
They trod on his corn.
All those spikes hurt his hands
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
When it('s not).
E V E R Y W H E R E
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Your dentist.
Netflix and chill.
