Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.