Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger