Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !