Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.