How did the blind girl explain her preg...

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.