She said she didn't see him coming
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
She couldn't see that well.
See if the tampon's cotton was picked.