How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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