How did the blind girl explain her preg...

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.