Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.