Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.