She couldn't see that well.
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As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
A. Reading the waffle iron
She said she didn't see him coming
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
His shirts get all winkly.
BLE-YATCH!
Fire cracker
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Get off me, homes!
Fawaffle!
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Because secant even.
This is all your fault!
It's your fault!