How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.