How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.