Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!