Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.