Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.