Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!