What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.