What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!