What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.