What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend