What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!