What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.