Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!