What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!