How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.