Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her