Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.