Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.