What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?