Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."