Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms