Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !